Bent Out of Shape
I heard that she was gonna be in the studio doing some stretching exercises so I snuck into the dressing room and put on a cute wrestling outfit. Then I went up to the ring, acting like her best friend and struck up a nice conversation with her.
"You're really flexible!" I said. "Yeah, it really helps me get out of nasty holds when I'm wrestling." she responded.
I decided to get right to the point. "Do you want to have a best of three falls match ... for fun, of course!" I smiled a lot so that she was relaxed. "Sure!" she responded and we took our corners and gave each other our best stare downs then finally circled and locked up.